That's why I don't drive, see? The more you drive, the less intelligent you are…

John Wayne was a pansy, you boys.

Are you a Communist?!?! No COMMIES in my car!

"Oh sure, I suppose you prefer that dry crypt sound, man" - Chip Monck

Some of his lyrics are closer to gymnastics than poetry:

Not to mention the Las Vegas wedding and the Mexican divorce…

You're gonna need that year's supply of antibiotics, too.

Well, it's really just a question of your honesty. Yeah, your honesty.

Last time I checked Calgary was still in Alberta (AB), not Ontario (ON)

Also: 30 Rock (Dr. Spaceman with one of his informative pamphlets: "You Do the Meth!"

As someone posted above: Counter example: Jerry Garcia

It's from Quebec - I suspect the powerful and shady poutine lobby is behind it.

From "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas", when the lawyer opens the vial of coke in the convertible and it all blows away in the wind: "Did you see what God just did to us?!?!"

We demand a Ball Fondlers marathon!

Damn - replied to the wrong message…

We demand a Ball Fondlers marathon!

Not so much chatter as stuff on Funny Or Die:
http://www.funnyordie.com/a…

In pog form?

Lynyrd Skynyrd - now there is a band that is going to be negatively impacted by a ban on confederate flags…

It is well known that no Australians are racist, but that doesn't mean I want one marrying my daughter or moving in next door, regardless of what kind of flag they are flying.