My local middle eastern joint, Abdul Alhazred's, serves a pretty mean humunculus, but the falafelgänger is not to be missed (I always get a double order so I'll have some to take home).

My local middle eastern joint, Abdul Alhazred's, serves a pretty mean humunculus, but the falafelgänger is not to be missed (I always get a double order so I'll have some to take home).

From what I've heard, she lends that cunt out to all friends, Romans, and countrymen.

From what I've heard, she lends that cunt out to all friends, Romans, and countrymen.

It was a wookie behind the bar doing the shooting:

It was a wookie behind the bar doing the shooting:

Oh, Tasha has a penis.  One of the perks of the job is the swag, and Fox Searchlight sent out dried bulls' penises to promote Michael Fassbender's performance in "Shame".  Tasha keeps it in a drawer in her desk until needed as a backscratcher or occasional chew toy.

Oh, Tasha has a penis.  One of the perks of the job is the swag, and Fox Searchlight sent out dried bulls' penises to promote Michael Fassbender's performance in "Shame".  Tasha keeps it in a drawer in her desk until needed as a backscratcher or occasional chew toy.

Q:  Why couldn't the multituberculate catch the archaeopteryx?

Q:  Why couldn't the multituberculate catch the archaeopteryx?

My favorite is Tyler Perry in "Tyler Perry's Madeam".

My favorite is Tyler Perry in "Tyler Perry's Madeam".

If you liked Jimmy Corrigan, then you'll likely enjoy all of Chris Ware's work.  And you'll also likely enjoy all of Daniel Clowes' work (start with his more recent stuff), and you'll also likely enjoy Adrian Tomine's stuff.

If you liked Jimmy Corrigan, then you'll likely enjoy all of Chris Ware's work.  And you'll also likely enjoy all of Daniel Clowes' work (start with his more recent stuff), and you'll also likely enjoy Adrian Tomine's stuff.

Here you go:

@avclub-1c8ef0699fcbb70eb315de05a5f1ca8b:disqus:
"In blackest night,
In brightest diem,
No evil shall escape my scrotum,
All those who answer evil's call,
Beware my power,
GL's balls!"

The Fall, Edgar Winter, and Bruce Springsteen are in, but no Donna Summer?

The Fall, Edgar Winter, and Bruce Springsteen are in, but no Donna Summer?

Banging Sarah Jessica Parker is now legal in 47 of the 48 contiguous states and the District of Columbia. 

Banging Sarah Jessica Parker is now legal in 47 of the 48 contiguous states and the District of Columbia.