Steinbeck did it in just over a hundred with Of Mice and Men. Some different themes, sure, but for my money, the most powerful piece of literature in the shortest number of pages.

Love TTTC so much. Favorite line: "If you don't care for obscenity, you don't care for the truth; if you don't care for the truth, watch how you vote. Send guys to war, they come home talking dirty. ”

Horchata?

Thanks for clearing that up. I assumed you'd meant they wouldn't matter because humans will soon be exterminated in the robopocalypse.

Take your paws off my vee, big brute!

It's the head to the head, elbow to the head, and, more rarely, knee or foot to the head.  These things happen all of the time (several times per game at competitive levels).

Those MGK parodies were the most fun I've had reading comics in the last decade.

Roberta Gregory is a woman, but yeah, Dirty Plotte is by Doucet.

Based on the preview, I assume this movie is about someone watching The
Blind Side and then daydreaming/fantasizing the scene where Bullock gets kicked out of the space shuttle and then burns up in the
atmosphere while falling to earth.

Well then you'd be risking a sprained thumb.

Yeah, that was a gut punch.

I do not like them Sam I Am!

???

I'm chortling my dork right now!

We should go down there, get some guys together, y'know, get some bricks and baseball bats and really explain things to Nazi Edward Norton.

I think the divide should be a semicolon and not a comma. Josh has a kid; I do not.

The Wrath of Pom

Zulkey's at the stage of motherhood where she reads nothing but apocalyptic nonfiction about peak oil while she hounds her husband to convert their basement into a bomb/survival shelter and keep their bathtub full of water in case of a shortage.

Have you been clam digging?  Try telling it to living girls.

Also, that might kill the gerbil he keeps in there—what does it take to make a woman understand that gerbils don't like to be poked?