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Horatio Sanz Pantaloons
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"Hello my baby, hello my honey, hello my ragtime gal!"

The majority of superhero fans watch the movies and cartoons and do not read the comics.

Read the issue.  He backs this up with last years sales data which shows that only 24 out of the top 1000 best selling comics were produced by companies other than Marvel or DC.  He might be a little bit off if any of those 976 were not superhero titles, but he's probably not off by much.

This guy? With all that printing press money? Shit, he never had to work a day in his life. But he decided to torture us with his "acting" anyway.

Every time @avclub-ec26fc2eb2b75aece19c70392dc744c2:disqus 's mom gives me a blowjob, I can't help but think that she reminds me of a more hirsute Robin Williams.  Kind of like a sasquatch Mrs. Doubtfire.

What?!?

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A.V. Club editorial ninjas know more than 100 ways to kill a universally adored 1980s comedy-classic.

In taxi-based porn, all of the actors are Danny Devito look-a-likes.  Even the women.

Emily Guendelsberger says "Yip yip!" every time she climbs on top of me and wants me to go faster.

Dogs are allowed, though:

I got, though didn't enjoy, your joke here Dada as my father had a heart attack and died while watching an episode of Simon and Simon.

Patience and frugality are the most important tools in Formal Batman's utility cummerbund.

It took a long, uneven route to get there (with a few scattered moments of brilliance on the way) but The Unwritten is finally living up to its promise and the last several issues have been fantastic, though it feels like it's reached its climax and I'm not sure if there're any interesting places for it to go from

Actually, this movie will be filmed on Ben Kingsley's estate in England, but the estate will be playing the part of China. His dales, downs, and moorlands are being outfitted with buck teeth and coke bottle glasses at this very moment.

I don't think this is a too fast/too slow thing.  The above posters seem to be saying that they rushed Korra into the city with no setup—little character development, no conflicts.  I'm saying the same thing but I'm adding her time in the city so far to that.  The first episode (or two) of a series should give a very

These opening episodes were a pretty big let down for me.  I mean, I'm happy to see this continuing, but the original series grabbed me from the start and only let up for the occasional meandering episode.  This was a very slow start for Korra and the professional bending game makes it seem like they're already

He can take this to MGM, Metro-Golda-Meir, and if they find any shred of antisemitism in it they can just revenge-murder his ass Munich style.

No, it's that Canadian Regg-eh? song "Celsius 233".

Pee flatulus unum