We really need Balls' expert opinion on this.

That's terrible
Now excuse me while I shuffle down the Strip as Mexicans aggressively attempt to give me whore cards.

The Highlander was missing sparkles as well.

He's got a PhD in tappin' dat ass.

And then there's the coke dealers, mules, and growers who have to suffer in poverty because this quitter is going through rehab.

And the number one pitfall of pro athletes?
Crack whores.

That would be the first time that happened Strang.

Faygo feeds fires.

No, wait.

Call me when he invents a new way to fly. We need to make this human prodigal really reach for his potential.

That made me dizzy and throw up on my keyboard.

Wisconsin Badger Football
Nothing like it.

Yeah, well, you know
That's just, like, her opinion, man.

White and Purple? Please.
"Fly Like a Cheesehead" is clearly the Cadillac of disposable rap song parodies.

He did the impossible by acting like even more of a whiny bitch than Tobey Maguire.

You're silly.

Masterson and Suplee?
Comedy pilot, or calculated infiltration by Scientology agents to get revenge on Comedy Central?

To clarify, I'm talking common place lagers like Budweiser and Coors, not craft brews. Even a weaker ale like Boddingtons stands tall over those.

Not the worst of it
The British make significantly better beer as well. And whiskey that doesn't taste like the inside of a burnt oak barrel.

There's a point to be made in that at times there's a disconnect in the reviews here. It feels like games are propped up and executed as an example to the rest of their respective genre.