Aw
And so close to international waters. That Secretariat v. Tatum fight was going to rule, too.

No, don't go to his website
You make 6 scathing paragraphs of a truly repugnant person, then in the 7th suggest people go to his website. That's why he's a success: you guys are feeding the damn troll. It's a Kaufman act without the brains or heart. Who gives a shit if he screws up the Tomato-meter.

I hate them Dores
And Steve is the worst of the bunch.

Metallica's take on "Astronomy".

Ok, about these promo pictures
Why are these indie band pictures always a line up of 4 100lbs. guys looking dejected in front of an urban setting?

I wouldn't completely dismiss it. Remember when everyone in America was slapping Robin Givens around in the early 90's?

Dude, all my needs as a living being are fulfilled. I need something to complain about!

These films are no good to me dead.

Fail
Fail never changes…

Same here. Stupid, but funny. And Michael Shannon was a very convincing sociopath.

Looking forward to it!
All of it! The constant production news, the interviews, the previews, the side banners, and then finally the inevitable B- AV Club grade.

The funniest bit from his roast was from Jeff Ross

Haha, great
He's like a German Gary Busey. He'll always be Yuri to me though.

Does the female form offend you FCC?
Vagina.

. . .

I thought it was that Kirstie Alley nesting doll again.

ME3 looks promising. I've got no clue how Shepard and the Duke boys are gonna get out of this one. I just hope it isn't some highly contrived, alien virus or some such shit.

Did you cry Nathan?
Did you? I won't think any less of you if you did.

Woah Mrs. Manville
How YOU doin'?

We aren't paying attention to Lobsters today right?