I don't appreciate people stealing my pick-up lines, sarCCastro.

MP5K
Not Uzi. Don't they teach small arms at journalism school anymore??

I was separated from our unit. Came across a bunch of Germans asleep a field. Bayoneted every last one of them. Didn't find out 'til later the war had been over for a week.

Awesome
I hope they're grizzled!

Eh
I prefer Dirty Harry's method.

I remember at George Lucas' tribute show he had Maroon 5 perform because his daughter was such a huge fan.

Whatever
Stop being a nancy you silver-haired closet-case.

I thought that was Frank DeCaro.

How many times
Did Secretariat come in first?

These ads seem counter-productive.

Mmm, Everclear Coladas!

You know what I like about these blogs?
They aren't television shows.

I feel alone in this
But I thought 4 was terrible, but 3 was the second best Die Hard. But I'm a sucker for anything that involves a loud, belligerent Samuel L. Jackson.

Yikes
Slow news day.

It's not an RIP thread
So it's good enough for me.

Stones from the Sky by Neurosis
Gets to me.

All right then
I expect a Monday Night Raw review then, O'Neal.

Oh no, not a Fragile fight.

This a good thing.
So…I guess…that's the comment.

Awesome.
I get to see George Lucas fuck everything up in an additional dimension.