Make WAAAGH!, not love
I'm glad to see Warhammer make it anywhere near the vicinity of sex. Small victories.

And then the country will realize these people are nuts, another ineffectual democratic limp wrist will come in and promise the moon, everyone will fall for it and the roller coaster starts again.

Oh good. I can eat it then.

Single malt? You ain't good looking enough for the rich stuff.

Alright.
I'm breaking out the Jameson.

I nam pets Bonzo.

I had an empire that was the entirety of Europe, Asia, and the Middle East. Gandhi and Napoleon decided to double-team me.

Is Richter going to stay or is he going to take some time off and go fail across Europe?

Speaking of history, I think it's funny that Catherine the Great gets a bonus from horses.

Hated it!

Why must you take the fun out of life?

*sips coffee*

So
I had a nuclear missile built last night. And I was trying to use it on Gandhi's last city. It wouldn't go off, so I started randomly clicking around the map and accidentally nuked my capital.

Preperation H Raaaymond

Tom Six?
More like Tom First!

@monitorman

Goo Again.

You know what makes watching Sesame Street easier? A rum and bacardi.

I'm tired of the government wasting MY fucking time. How about that?

He struck a good balance. You can't be a comedian and waste such an opportunity to put clown shoes on Congress.