You people. Someone is responsible for these god damn talent shows being a thing, and it's at least two of you.

It doesn't get better, you get better. Being a hormonal pain the ass is what sucks so bad about being a teenager. That's the message I'd go with. Life sucks on occasion. Deal.

Friends.
Just the mere start of "I'll Be There For You" sends me searching frantically for a remote. I simply couldn't care less about imaginary people in a fictional New York hooking up and breaking up for 10 seasons. I can't even stand being around people like that in real-life.

He blatantly stole "Sad But True" by Metallica too and never admitted it.

Schnook?
I thought it was schmuck?

Shut the fuck up Donnie.

ass a biproduct of a pubic educassion
i is glad atention will be paid finaly two this very, very large trouble in our cuntry

I tried it for the convenience, I came back for the lack of human interaction.

Hey, Fatty is hysterical
Fat is the problem with that show.

"obviously, since most TV shows and most TV sitcoms are terrible"
Your school's career counselor gave you some poor advice.

Back in the day, I'd try for it. Now I won't do anything difficult unless I get meaningless achievement points.

Haha, I win.
You'll never get Donkey Kong 64 back from me now, Blockbuster.

Aww
It's kind of sad, rather than sleazy. Almost like something Blockbuster would do to distract people from their dying business model.

The face

I couldn't do it
I couldn't bear to sit through commercial after commercial of Vegas personal injury lawyers to watch a show about Vegas personal injury lawyers. Played by Jim Belushi and Jerry O'Connell, for christ's sake.

You get the entire chest of banana stickers for that, Arsenio.

Love Tom Margaret
"I will FUCK the old out of you!!"

Love Tom Margaret
"I will FUCK the old out of you!!"

I wouldn't call a band that made a tribute song to Rush Limbaugh overly liberal.

And today ain't that day.