Ever since I could remember
I wanted to be a firstie.

"I should say some sort of standard liberal platitude"
No, you shouldn't. It's bad that you think that way, even in your imagination.

It's difficult to explain to people who don't live in rural areas what animal populations mean to those that do. And it's VERY frustrating when urban dwellers try and stick their noses into game management.

It's like taking a shit on my day to remind me George is dead.

+1, fastandsloppy.

It's the tall guy.

BAM!

Didn't want to see it
Until I found it was really Joaquin Phoenix and Casey Affleck + 1 cup.

Like a mason jar…

Hey, it got Bill Withers on the TV.

I just want:

So hey
What the fuck is up with Episode 3? Get on that shit, Gabe Newell.

It depends on the moods and the tastes of the reviewer, I suppose. I point to The Saboteur as an example. All around a good game, poor story. AVClub gave it an A-.

I tried again with Halo 3. It's an improvement, but they replaced repetitive rooms by pitting you in constant trial-and-error fights. It doesn't help that I'm absolutely awful at Halo.

I will say KoQ was worth watching for Jerry Stiller. And to see Patton Oswalt make a paycheck.

Good points on the original
Typically I sneer at all things Halo but never really gave any respect to the characters and story. They were all good and fine but were overshadowed by the unrelenting repetitiveness of the single-player campaign.

I hope he gets a chance to AGGRESSIVELY YELL in a comical fashion.

That's disgusting Arsenio. She literally takes hot beef injections.

Ha ha!

She cashes checks by being a walking sex pot. They weren't goosing Christiane Amanpour here.