We now completely fabricates things you post just to bitch at you, Sean. And that torrent of racial slurs was completely uncalled for.

Never was a fan of his
But his ability to piss off hippies is making me conflicted.

D is a grade given to something clearly inferior and broken by it's very design. This and Borderlands do not fall into that category. They may be middling, they may not meet expectations, but they aren't in the realm of what I would call bad.

Michael Cera's faerie leap is providing much in the way of humor, however.

Uh oh!
Somebody wants attention from MetaCritic users!

He is on an incest tear today.

They show the edited versions of Walker. For instance, Clarence Gilyard was edited to appear white.

Say what you want.
My sister knows what she's doing.

Giggity.

Sean gets a banana sticker for that one.

Sean O'Neal is pro-beatings purple monkey dishwasher?

….

He beat the devil in a fiddle contest in the Mojave Desert. This story is from the LDS version, however.

Aw, that was mean. Log in and tell me that and we'll have an Internet slap fight.

Calm down, Francis.

There must
Be some kind of way out of here.

Mmph
Ethnic clashes get me hot 'n' bothered.

That was a gentlemanly way of saying "Hey, thanks prick".

Any word
On the broad, simplistic moral message the movie will convey?

Sounds Like
It will be The View.