I bet Pabst tastes wonderful.

Drinking Pabst in a sports bar, watching the Packers = frat boy.
Drinking Pabst in Brooklyn, watching some shitty electroclash = hipster
Drinking Pabst in Moscow, watching the Bolshoi ballet = pseudo intellectual
Drinking Pabst in a park, watching kids = paedophile

I should add that one of them was jewish.

The Morocco episode gave us the best Apprentice bit evar:

You should give it another try man, I saw one episode of the US Office and thought it was shiiiiiiiiiiiit. But I saw some of the season 3 episodes the other day and it was really good, I'm a total convert.

According to the Brass Eye Paedogeddon episode, paedophiles use an area of the internet the size of Ireland to get at children. They release toxic gases from kids' keyboards to trap them online in chats.

It has become extreme in the last few years. In central London, camera coverage is almost total. The dumbest thing is that police hardly use the footage because there's so much of it that it's a nightmare to actually sift through.

Mr. Denby, I would love the Lib Dems to become the main opposition party. Right now we seem to be stuck in this double bind where labour is approving a lot of mental stuff, extending the period that someone can be incarcerated without charge to 48 days, one of the longest in the world, ID cards, stasi-esque levels of…

Because of internet pornography, 4 in 5 adults are so sexually jaded that they don't even feel a twinge anymore unless there's a Thai girl, an octopus and a minor celebrity involved.

Oh absolutely, I droned on about Lyre of Orpheus being a return to form along with everyone else, but to date I still haven't heard the second cd.

Totally with you on how integral Mick Harvey has been to Nick, but for me Dig!!! Lazarus Dig!!! is the best thing he's done this century for me.

Also…

I liked the bit where Arnie was wearing the funny sunglasses.

All I remember about it is some awesome Samsung product placement.

One of my favourite bits of Wogan commentary is a couple of years back, and the cameras were backstage at green room/aftershow thing, which was full of Eurovision entrants in ridiculous costumes high fiving and stuff.

Kandy Man seriously scared the hell out of when I was a kid. Made the daleks look like metal wusses.

You had me
at 'hot naked actresses masturbating among the roots of trees'.

I had a similar thing, I was young and into Nirvana and Mudhoney, and I always knew Sonic Youth as the band that got those guys out there, but were more underground and weird. So I figured Sonic Youth were Mudhoney x 10, Nirvana x a million, louder than anything I could imagine.

With you assless, I got out early in season 4 because all the quirks seemed to have shifted into jerkishness. Will Nate and Brenda get together? Won't they? Will they? Well I don't care anymore. Nate and Brenda can do one.

Also love the Sound of Failure, even if it sounds enough like Walk on By in places that Burt Bacharach could probably sue.