This always feels borderline heretical, but I much prefer At War With the Mystics to Yoshimi. Yoshimi has some amazing tracks, but Mystics works way better for me as an album.

Bernice Juach, you fucking champion.

I like how it starts with detailed explanations for the Elvis newbie, and devolves as the poem goes on to stuff like "Beats the shit out of me what this could mean", Ho hum. hum. hum.", and "This seems the point at which to ask, what the hell is Bono doing?"

You guys also have a sweet space in the Charing Cross Borders in London. It's between Prospect and Conde Nast Traveller, in the "?" section.

I actually should actually have checked that post before I posted it actually.

I'm not sure if Observe and Report actually is actually more ambitious than 17 Again in the first place.

That was also the show I saw seven security guards pile onto one drunk guy. One guard kneeling on his neck while two others kicked him in the stomach, to the sound of Everybody Hurts. That guy hurt for everybody that evening.

broctune, I know what you mean, but I always get vaguely uncomfortable seeing a band play only old stuff, it's like they've given up.

The worst thing about Family Guy for me these days is all the jokes about Joe being a cripple. He used to be an actual character, but these days he just seems to get wheeled (hi-yo!) out so they can make a crack about him not being able to walk, or being incontinent, or something. Makes me wince every time they do it,…

That was awesome El Zilcho, thanks for that.

*in high heels.

Could Kirt Hammett play his guitar solos while spinning round and high heels and doing the splits?

He played Pink Cashmere when I saw him, was so good. Actually, the girl 6 compilation is like a pretty great Prince mixtape. Some b-sides, some stuff off Sign o' the Times, some Vanity 6 stuff.

I love that he's that mental, it seems fitting. Or it could be a huge act to comment wryly on rock star excess. But that would be mental too.

Haha, that is brilliant. I knew he was in outer space, but that's ridiculous.

I just can't see We Luv Deez Hoes as misognyistic, it's too ridiculous.

God, he really does, doesn't he?

"STOP ACTING LIKE AWESOME SHIT ISNT AWESOME AND RECOGNIZE THE REAL WHEN YOU SEE IT". Some fucking words to live by right there.

These flippant Michael Bay assassinations are wasting precious internet!

Logoboros should have a doctor take a look at that sick burn