This Week in Morrowind: No, not the Elder Scrolls Online expansion, I mean the original Morrowind. I'm midway through my big cross-country move, so I figured a nice meaty Elder Scrolls game would keep me entertained while I have only my laptop for gaming. And I was right, but it did take some getting used to. The main…

I saw Moana. Didn't do much new with the Disney formula, other than the lack of romance and the animal sidekick being comically useless, but did it with style. I was amused to see that Troy Polamalu had a small role as some villager or other. And possible hair model for Maui.

I loved the Steven Universe mini-bomb (Steven Grenade?), and am excited to see where the show goes from here. Also, during my cross-country flight this Sunday I found to my surprise that the plane's entertainment options included the first four episodes of Log Horizon, a spin-off of which is one of the manga I…

I'm going to pick up the second issue of my friend's miniseries, Spencer & Locke! I expect to hang out with him in the next few weeks so I can reiterate how cool it is that he made a comic book.

I finished a new comic script (well, polished off an old one that was already about 80% done) and wound up turning the story into a two-parter. So now I have to work out the plotting for Part 2 before I write it up.

A suitemate in college accidentally saved over my progress in a game I was halfway done with, so I had to replay it. Which wasn't that big a deal, because hey, I'm in college, I have the time. And it was his PS2 in the first place, so I couldn't really complain. Though later he did forbid me from playing any more of…

The first half of my move went great! Now I'm spending the week with my parents as a sort of mini-vacation before heading off to find a new place to live in my new city. Which is scary, but manageable. I love it when a plan comes together.

It's called The Venture Bros.

NARF!

Hey, wait a minute! That's not Danette Chavez! It's a giant chicken!

Huh, so Lars was short for Lazarus all this time. Who knew?

I have, actually. Unfortunately, it didn't hold my interest very long.

Yes, quite.

Stay tuned for next week's Keyboard Lampreys.

Remind me never to hire any of you guys to write Superman comics.

That's a canard, dammit!

Well, that sounds appealing from a thematic standpoint, but in practice it also skirts perilously close to Escort Mission: The Game.

ARE YOU?!

I say.

It's a pitiless business, this Witness Sickness.