This Week in Who Knows What: With my cross-country move only days away, I've been picking away at my Steam backlog here and there. I finished up The Room 2, which was a delicious snack of a game, and decided to put my newly warmed-up puzzle-solving skills to the test with The Witness. Unfortunately, I should have…

My personal prediction is that the suit doesn't survive to the end of the movie and he has to take down the Vulture in, like, red pajamas and a bag over his head, but your version sounds pretty plausible too.

Man, driving one of those things sounds exhausting.

Wow, Currier & Ives are really getting fancy these days.

Ceci n'est pas une locomotive.

I'll take that bet. Someone call up Don King and we got ourselves the pay-per-view event of the season!

I've had that feeling, of having put all you had into something and no one being particularly interested in it. It hurts, a lot, and it's gonna keep hurting a fair bit. But still, you made a thing, and you care about it, and no one can take that away from you. You can't let others' opinions determine yours when it…

Mighty busy! I'm moving at the end of the week, so I've been bouncing from task to task to get ready: finishing a few freelance projects, selling excess furniture, and suchlike, in addition to my regular work hours. I've got almost everything done now, so the rest of the week should be much easier, I hope.

I dub this theory Akurrence at Owl Creek Bridge.

I'm in sixth-worst place! I beat the spread!

A possum wandered into our driveway once, and my mom was almost overcome with disgust at the harmless little furball, which I never tire of teasing her about.

Both! Do both!

Sly Cooper. Great character design, confident and engaging personality without being smarmy or obnoxious, consistently fun games, and capable of actual emotional depth and growth over the course of his series.

Lord (and Lincoln) knows the Union had no shortage of incompetent generals, so ol' General McQuack would fit right in. Too bad the nickname "Ol' Fuss and Feathers" was already taken.

SEO, most likely. More people are searching for DuckTales than for Gizmoduck, so more of them are likely to come across this article and click on it. That and the "curiosity element" are likely the font of all the shitty, uninformative headlines that are the lifeblood of this and so many other fine websites.

What muscles? Wokka wokka! Seriously, I am worried about that kid's health. It was a delightful surprise when they brought in Takemi to look at her. The sort of "social link crossover!" scenes are always fun.

The thing that really bugged me about those games was the job walker. What, my people can't find their way to their jobs on their own, they gotta rely on this chucklehead to stumble his way into their neighborhood? I was very glad when Zeus axed that feature.

This Week in the Metaverse: I polished off the fourth Palace in Persona 5 and quite enjoyed the shake-up of the formula. My conviction that I'm playing the JRPG version of Psychonauts only gets stronger and I'm thrilled with that. I'm loving the diverse levels, and am intrigued by the new options to investigate…

Welp, I guess this is my fault. I bought the first issue but not the second. Primarily because it promised an awesome team-up between T'Challa and Luke Cage and Storm and Misty Knight, but instead the first issue was mostly Misty telling Storm a story from fifty years ago to set up the ongoing plot. That's not an…

I say thee cease and desist!