You mean they were terrible. BECAUSE THEY'RE DEAD!

I agree!

Wildcat! Not that half-assed version that Arrow threw at us, the grizzled ex-prizefighter who talks like a stevedore and dresses like a cat but can wipe the floor with just about everybody else in the universe and trained all these ungrateful young whippersnappers with their batarangs and sonic screams and whatnot.

Aw, Duncan Jones…

Goddamn hipster warlocks.

I'll just hold you up
When I fall behind.
I'll just throw your schedule off,
So you get goin'
If you're so inclined.

I can see me, bound and gagged,
Dragged behind the clownmobile.
You can treat me like a dog
If you make me feel what others feel.

They say Jesus will find you wherever you go,
But when he'll come lookin' for you, they don't know.
In the meantime, keep your profile low.
Gorilla, you're a desperado!

I've been so raggedly busy over the past couple of weeks that I've done nothing even approaching a creative endeavor. I'm hoping the advent of summer changes that.

Who was that masked pug?

I like to have a regular Netflix rotation of one comedy cartoon, one action cartoon, and two alternating genre dramas. Right now that consists of Animaniacs, Young Justice, Twin Peaks, and Star Trek: Deep Space Nine. Nerdy fun for days!

My bedbugs are dead! Maybe! We had the exterminator in Saturday (he says they were living in my headboard, those bastards!), and I haven't gotten any bites since! We'll have to wait a week or two to be sure there aren't any stray eggs around that could start the whole thing over again, and in the meantime most of my…

Next time, on Supernietzscheral!

Personally, I think Altman would respond to the Marvel films by making his own typically idiosyncratic take on the superhero genre. Or at least I hope so, because then we'd get a delightfully weird Altman movie out of it. Put him on an adaptation of Justice League International and let the hilarious jibber-jabber…

Yep. And off and on thereafter, I think.

She dated Flash Thompson (as Agent Venom) for a while. I don't know if they're still a going concern, him being in space and all.

I'm less fond of the London game for its mysteries being more didactic, to the point that it's very obvious which facts about British history and culture are being taught, but perhaps that's just a reflection of my having played it much later than its predecessor. The core gameplay is still great.

Jo Hammet! Preteen gumshoe star of Jumpstart 5th grade, voiced by Kath Soucie! Nemesis of Dr. X! Friend to talking rats and junkyard-owning gangsters alike! Awesome!

SOLD!

Oh shit, that's where I know his name from! Yeah, Spider-Man & the X-Men was hilarious. Shame it only lasted a short while.