I've never played a Persona game, but I'm looking forward to that one too. It looks a bit like "Sly Cooper invades a JRPG to steal all their gold," which is so up my alley it's buying a house there.

As long as it's named after a shark and handles like a steel-plated balloon animal, I'm happy.

"Base Guard #68 had just put a down payment on a house in the suburbs and was looking into transitioning to a job closer to his daughter's school!"

I assume it's because they wanted to amuse me, personally, and for that I thank them.

They retired it last year! John Teti said they'd made their point, but I think the juxtaposition of cheery narration and gruesome onscreen violence never gets old.

Pajama Sam's penchant for reality-based subplots, in the midst of Humongous's craziest fantasy worlds, really made the series stand out. You've got Carrot's thinly veiled Communist revolution in No Need to Hide, the corporate shenanigans of Thunder and Lightning, and for God's sake, the entire plot of You Are What You…

Oh, I am happy to answer any and all edutainment-related inquiries. Bring in @FluffyHeretic:disqus and we'll be here all day.

I'm hoping that means lots of cross-country rides in the Mako, as apparently I'm the only person who enjoyed piloting that wonderfully ridiculous fart-jumping bumper car of a vehicle.

Cluefinders! Ancient Egypt was their 4th Grade entry (though they were in modern Egypt, just interacting with Egyptian Gods that all talked like celebrities of yesteryear). The flying computer guy was named LapTrap. Not the Learning Company's most famous series, but a fun one.

So the next entry in Bioware's sci-fi RPG series might be like the most recent entry in their fantasy RPG series? Good job, rumor mill, way to dig up the dirt.

Huh, that's a curious one. I'm afraid I'm not familiar with it.

Also, obviously the best thing about E3 is the Gameological liveblogs. Nothing better than our favorite editors and commenters (and me) alternating between cracking wise and losing their shit during wacky, overly stage-managed press conferences.

Oh yes, the Kidney Bean vs. Jelly Bean labor strike. The moral of the story is that beans are idiots.

I'd like to see some indication of what the hell Mass Effect Andromeda is going to be (my preference: Space Western!), and some info on Kingdom Hearts 3 that's not just more footage of summoned carnival rides.

Oh, this sounds like an interesting case! Can you describe the game?

Space blessings to all upon the anniversary of my hatching!

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Hee hee, I love all the random effects in Hearthstone. Competitive play can bite me, I'm here for the silliness! See also: Super Smash Bros.

Space blessings upon the anniversary of your expulsion from the womb!

Hired goons?