…Yeah, I'm gonna need you to Google that at work.

In the center of the Earth? Yep, pretty hot down there.

Yes yes, Malachite, Cluster, all well and good. But clearly the big reveal here is the return of Steven's unstoppable watermelon minions.

He's jumping onto our enormous hair from the rafters and covering our eyes?

I'm just happy that Biastioc was able to find gainful employment.

LaToya fell hard for the show during a bout with the flu and has gotten a wee bit grandiose about it.

Me too! I mean, I have it now, but I forgot.

Oh, screw this, I don't need an ad hominem shit-flinging session on a lovely Sunday afternoon. Let's all go outside and reexamine our lives.

Thank you, what this discussion really needed was more condescension and insults.

*high school basketball team nonchalantly drains throw after throw in the background*

This weekend I'm playing Working Nonstop. It all starts today with an editing test for a possible new job, then a long copywriting project interspersed with my regular part-time gig. So, um, see y'all Monday.

The solution for To Tell the Truth is the same as it is for all panel shows: open bar.

That's actually the secret porn folder. The actual black-ops information is stored in, oddly enough, "Secret Porn Folder."

Isn't there a plot point during that story that DD gets secretly dosed with a drug that makes him very suggestible? That would explain it.

She also did a guest spot on Whose Line Is It Anyway? during the Drew Carey years. She showed up dressed as Wonder Woman for some reason, and the rest of the cast was clearly both delighted and intimidated.

Really? Wow, Midnight Rescue was the foundation of the entire Super Solvers series, and I think the first time that the Master of Mischief from the Super Seekers series was officially named Morty Maxwell. It's a reading-focused game, and some of the passages you're given are about Morty as a child, and not a happy…

Let's split the difference and nominate Midnight Rescue, which is one of the few such games that takes place in a school. A school besieged by evil robots wielding invisibility paint, but still. Plus, the reading challenges sometimes provided fascinating background information about the villain's childhood, which…

Hm, I saw a bit of that Kim Possible movie whilst channel-surfing once. As I recall, her hunky prom date turns out to be an evil android who betrays her to the bad guy. Once again, DON'T DATE ROBOTS!

Sounds about right for Republicans.

As long as these state legislatures are in such a rush to pass sweeping solutions to imaginary problems, I for one would like to hear their opinions on such pressing issues as diplomatic relations with the mole people and the Mutant Registration Act.