Sounds like you had the Fallout: New Vegas experience instead.

Carpentry.

DON'T DATE ROBOTS!

PORK DELIVERY'S LATE!

Sex Cauldron? I thought they closed that place down!

It's hard to enjoy something that costs an arm and a leg!

I plan on getting back to work on my comics scripts tonight, now that I have a free evening. I think I have a better handle on the emotional beats of this issue, and hopefully that means I'll do better than staring at the screen and muttering in frustration.

Oh yes, I feel your pain, Senator. Pollen allergies are the bane of my existence and they never ever go away. (I'm in New York too, by the way. High five!)

One should not discount the aphrodisiacal qualities of Patrick Stewart. Even Evil Skinhead Ringleader Patrick Stewart.

I had a job interview over the phone yesterday that went well, and the details of the job make it sound pretty great. I'll need to do an editing test later this week, and if that goes well I get to talk to the hiring manager, and if that goes well I may get an offer, and if that happens I'll have to move…

Hay naranjas en tu cabeza.

My periodic Giant Pile O' Comics has reached a large volume of Atomic Robo. Loads of fun, that.

X-Men 3: The Last Stand. Fuck you, Brett Ratner.

The Phantom Stranger being Judas is actually a post-New 52 thing. Before that he was an angel who didn't pick a side during Lucifer's rebellion and got shunned by both sides as a result. So still Christian-based.

Dafoe's Norman Osborn is basically the hero of an Ayn Rand novel, depicted as the insufferable self-absorbed psycho such a person would actually be. By which I mean, yes, I'm sure Snyder loves him.

And of course Sandman dealt with just about all of them, especially in "Season of Mists." Surprise, they're mostly jerks.

Oh goody, it's time to play Spin The Wheel of Obscure Characters! Let's take a spin!

MCCLOUD!

DC's theology is kind of amazing. Just about every religious and mythological tradition exists simultaneously, and they just kind of don't interact. Hell, the JSA had an incarnate instrument of the Judeo-Christian God (the Spectre) and an emissary of Olympus (Wonder Woman) as teammates and they never brought it up.…

Wear a bib.