Yeah it will be crushingly sad when he goes. If they track the main thread of the legend it will because he does something stupid out of jealousy over Bjorn's growing fame & power and manages to get himself captured by that insufferable Ron Jeremy look-alike, King Aelle. I'm hoping that they at least do a Game of…

So "Puttin' on the Ritz" is not hip slang for putting on a condom?

Cut scene from Chronicles of Riddick. Although killing that dude with flimsy tin cup was pretty awesome…

Clay reaches for his phone, where he has Marcus Bachman on speed-dial…

And by "somebody" we mean, of course, the impotent, tantrum-throwing man-children of the Men's Rights movement.

Yep, so basically a Beard Joke.

Phrasing! Seriously, are we not doing cry/masterbation jokes anymore?

So far not a fan of their Harvey Dent casting. He looks way too young and reminds me constantly of Sweets from "Bones." While I admire the lighting and camera trickery their crew pulled off to expertly mimic a graphic novel frame of crazy Harvey snarling in someone's face with half of his own face completely in shadow…

Smile, dammit.
Shut up, dad. That stopped being funny when I was, like, 3…

Still my favorite take-down of joy hating evangelicals.

She would look awesome with the white lightning stripes on top of that red hair! How many Young Frankenstein Easter eggs could they fit in one episode, do you think? ;)

Dollars to donuts she gets at least one flashback or a trapped-in-Purgatory cameo. Because this is apparently what happens to all the red heads Ichabod falls for…

I really didn't think he'd be able to top the wonderful Marx Bros. inspired Pheasant Feather in a Crowded Elevator bit, but they took him in a completely different direction (deadpan gallows humor) and he completely knocked it out of the park. Tip of the blood-spattered fedora to the writers and Shea Whigham.

Dear Ryan Murphy, please find a way for Kathy Bates character to sing a duet with Coach Z from Homestarrunner.

Even better, he'd need to be wearing the famous green t-shirt.
Front: Make 7
Back: Up Yours!

Wow! Wagering a big chip on the 100:1 slot, but good luck to you. I'll start your standing ovation if it's true. 😀

Depends on whether her legs are the result of wounds/accident or if they're a birth defect. If a birth defect, no way she'd be allowed in the Nazi party and it's slightly miraculous she survived their eugenics efforts. I wouldn't put it past Murphy to have the her origin story include being the Oskar Schindler of…

The cut crystal AND monogrammed baby bottle full of scotch has to win some sort of award for being simultaneously the most succinct and gloriously ham-fisted metaphor ever. It's kind of everything I love about AHS.

I'm kinda OK with Twisty being just a random agent of chaos for a couple more episodes. We all know his back story will unspool at some point and it will be fucked up beyond belief. And somehow probably be tied back the Freak Show…like a dangling eyeball or a partially severed limb.

Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You might remember me from such C-list slashers as "The Day The Clown Murdered" and …