I was going to say, it's impossible to make a comment not look like an attempted Firstie here. So you get off on a technicality Mr. Salsa.

So wait… This movie is not based on "Crock"?

This woman owes you a year of sex?

@gumbercules: When it's in the mood probably.

I love the episode where Hal found his old pirate radio equipment and starts up his own station in his house, then ends broadcasting from a van trying to evade the FCC.

7 Degrees of Kid Rock's Disease.

I don't think this is ripping off Repo Man. It's ripping off Monty Python's Meaning of Life, the part where they come to take the guy's organs because he's an organ donor (and don't care that he's still alive). Which leads to the awesomest song ever in a movie.

I did a no-carb diet once (at the time it wasn't called "Atkins", it was from a book called "Protein Power" which had nothing to do with Atkins, it was designed to help people with Type II Diabetes but they figured out it helped people lose weight too). Lost 10 pounds in a month without much effort.

The merkin is lurkin!

Old Fogey beat me to it.

I've had fresh pork cracklins before. It was in Branson, MO at Silver Dollar City. Right out of a smoker/grill thingy. They were really good actually, pretty tasty and hot. Very different from eating the styrofoam out of a bag, and I'm sure much better than the microwaved cat food in the Taste Test.

I wonder if they'll put an apple in Larry's mouth after they roast him?

I'm not sarcastic! I have a "speech impediment".

Doofus at least wins a rimshot, or maybe a WAAAH-WAAAH with a trumpet mute. Well, maybe just a slide-whistle.

Noel, maybe Russian girls are just made that way?

I'd hate to be on a jury with Meat Loaf. The actor/singer, not the food. If they served meatloaf during jury duty I'd be happy.

"While we're on the subject, how about using the Pumpkins song in the trailer. I love the willful irony of taking a song from maybe the worst, most unrealistic, diliberately campy comic book adaptation and using it for one of the best."

I'm with you Lemur. I'm going to try to pretend that I've never read the book when I see the film. It sure sounds like a kick-ass flick on its own merits.

I have a problem watching anything with Bill Pullman in it
He always talks in movies like he's still getting over recently getting kicked in the balls. Which makes the movie Spaceballs all the more mysterious.

Is the guy in the picture a modern-day leprechaun?