The kind of hard-working, salt-of-the-earth brute…
…Who weeps through temperance meetings one day, then drunkenly assaults his wife or children the next.

Hypothetical situation. You are sitting on a park bench, reading the newspaper. A beautiful lake is in front of you, the noon-day sun shining down. Suddenly, there are two splashes. A lawyer and a used car salesman have fallen into the water and both start flailing desperately. You are a strong swimmer but only…

My worst and possibly most awesome experience was watching Anger Management in the theater. The movie itself isn't all that great (though I still like Jack Nicholson singing I Feel Pretty to Adam Sandler). The theater wasn't packed very full (a surprise!) but full enough you couldn't really get a totally isolated…

Darth Men is sort of missing the point, but so is Lemur. The characters in the 300 comic book *were* superheroes, so Snyder was bringing them over faithfully in that movie where he changed the characters in a fundamental way with Watchmen. Darth Men is mistaken for defending Snyder in that light because he's…

Moore's too busy washing the ice cream stains out of his negligee.

"Maybe you'll get a NCC out of it… in ten years."

To mad: A special-effects-driven action film is one more likely to be a hit among average moviegoers than jaded critics. The AV Club in my opinion tends to be even harsher on such films because of higher standards, yet they gave this one a pretty good grade. As an average moviegoer not liable to desconstruct each…

Hi Burl, I don't think you'd ever want to recommend this film to your mother. Just a warning, Leafs or not.

It's a fat man in a diaper cavorting around a lawn shprinkla!

I hate country (grew up with a mother who listened to it often, ugh) but even I admire the awesomeness of Charlie Daniels. Nobody can't like Devil Went Down To Georgia.

Jane, get me off this crazy thing… Called love.

Mike Meyers, author of the All-In-One computer certification books.

Die in an AV Club comment thread.

I think Vern doesn't like Vern.

I still love So I Married An Axe Murderer.

This interview just reinforced to me how batshit crazy this woman is.

It's clear we'd never be sexually compatible then.

Fresca's not bad for a diet drink.

"Ask your doctor about Fling."

I can't see Susie Derkins drinking this shit.