Just give your cat Red Bull.

If that whore was a 15-year-old schoolgirl, I think it's already selling in Japan.

"The sparkles tasted like babies' smiles and puppy kisses."
So it tastes like breast milk and a dog's ass? Yum!

You know that when I bring it, I bring my O'Henry bar.

Riverworld was the bomb.

This movie would get an A if it had revived Slurms Mackenzie.

Crank Whor3

Stop, Or Madea Will Shoot!

Payday bars are awesome. I actually prefer the ones not coated in chocolate. I'm a Payday purist.

"I'm also the mobile guy and do some work with Onion Personals. "

The saddest thing about Mannequin is that someone decided that it needed a sequel.

I love when he… Aww damn Firefox.

I love when he… Aww damn Firefox.

I love when he said he "finally" got to work with Chevy Chase when he was on Fletch. I'm sure that's the goal of everyone in Hollywood.

I love when he said he "finally" got to work with Chevy Chase when he was on Fletch. I'm sure that's the goal of everyone in Hollywood.

Also, Snake Wine? That Chang is one hard-core SOB.

I'm feeling the sufferage from that terrible secondsies.

I was a Guile fan for a time, then I discovered the awesomeness of Ryu, and I actually became good at the game.

Nice 2-sies Mr. Clark.

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