Fritz Leiber and Michael Moorcock both make for great pulpy fantasy reading. Lankhmar and Elric, bitches.

When you ate your grandma's potato chowder…

Excuse me… "The Uninvited" wasn't a late 80s Nintendo game. It was a game for the Macintosh, which was later ported to the NES.

"For some reason, no one wants to buy my screenplay in which a heartless, big city career woman who hates kids and the elderly is forced to move back to her small-town, folksy Midwestern hometown. While she's there, she realizes she's better than all those red-state yahoos and she turns them into Starbucks-drinking,…

The Man Who Knew Too Much (the original one from the 30s) is freaking awesome. My favorite thing about the whole movie is that the protagonist's sidekick (who also happens to be his brother-in-law) gets every abuse imaginable piled on him from scene to scene. Highlights: getting unnecessary dental work done, and…

Weisfeld's Jewelers presents, for this Valentine's Day…

G2: Glitterer

I do!

Herpes, you forgot Rape-Man, Rich-Man, and Blob-Face. The chick didn't have a hat.

Am I reading this right?
"In spite of its overwrought first hour, Cherry Blossoms develops into something genuinely moving in its second half, as Wepper tries to conjure up the spirit of his late wife by holding her clothes and contemplating transience."

90210 has always been my go-to zip code when I need one in a pinch.

No mention of the worst Shadow scene?!
The Shadow had its moments, but there's one scene in the movie that killed the whole thing for me and left me with nothing but contempt for the film.

ZMF doesn't use caps lock. He is so extreme that his letters just end up that way.

Piano porn is ebony and ivory.

I knew this movie blew…
When I saw the parody of Dodgeball. It's hard to think of a movie in less need of a parody, except for maybe the Scary Movie series itself.

Hey…
Why no mention of Kevin Costner or Elijah Wood in this review?

Maybe a grief-stricken Joaquin Phoenix decides to fake retardation to cheat in the Special Olympics?

male starlet
Does that title only apply to actors with the last name Pitt?

Rifftrax Fan
Thank you, I don't know how I came from the site thinking it was the new Willy Wonka movie. I loved the original, I'll definitely be buying the DVD and Rifftrax now.

MST3K
There may be no more MST3K but Mike Nelson still makes movie commentaries at Rifftrax.com, you can download MP3s to play synched with various movies (not just B movies anymore). I may buy the Johnny Dep version of Willy Wonka just to play with the Rifftrax audio by Nelson and Neil Patrick Harris.