That doesn't even look like a band
It looks like a Mr. Show skit making fun of a band.

Dating Sim
With a name like Harvest Moon, the next game should be a dating sim where you play a serial killer.

Right now I can't think of anything funnier…
…than "crime boss Walter Mattheau".

Kelly Preston was the hot one in Twins
She got Terminator action in it, her less-attractive sister was stuck with Danny Devito.

Bruce Willis
Is totally bald and just a little taller(Jason Statham is 5'8 1/2" not 5'4").

Jonny…
Did someone touch you inappropriately? It's okay, it wasn't your fault.

Maybe I should follow the policy of not drinking at work
Replace "Mormons" with "Missourians" and it makes a bit more sense.

Gah I guess "tab" key means "submit"
So, Jon Voight doesn't dress up in a bear suit and start punching random Mormons?

Lemme get this straight…

So which platform did you review this on?
Hahaha… Just kidding. Had to ask.

POPEYE
I remember one Middle-East-themed episode of Popeye, with some Muslims praying and saying "Salami, Salami, Bologna". Imagine someone coming out with that kind of humor today.

americanpsych
You get a cookie.