But he ignores, for example, the whole reenactment of the elderly man's walk. No way he could've seen it. The "eyewitness" testimony really does fall apart.

But he ignores, for example, the whole reenactment of the elderly man's walk. No way he could've seen it. The "eyewitness" testimony really does fall apart.

Two more notes.
1. This reminds me of the argument that nothing Indiana Jones did in RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK actually mattered; the Ark did all the work.
2. I would like to see 12 ANGRY MEN with a PRIMAL FEAR twist ending, but that's not the movie Lumet made.

Two more notes.
1. This reminds me of the argument that nothing Indiana Jones did in RAIDERS OF THE LOST ARK actually mattered; the Ark did all the work.
2. I would like to see 12 ANGRY MEN with a PRIMAL FEAR twist ending, but that's not the movie Lumet made.

That's the ten-word answer my staff's been looking for for two weeks. There it is. Ten-word answers can kill you in political campaigns. They're the tip of the sword. Here's my question: What are the next ten words of your answer? Your taxes are too high? So are mine. Give me the next ten words. How are we going to…

That's the ten-word answer my staff's been looking for for two weeks. There it is. Ten-word answers can kill you in political campaigns. They're the tip of the sword. Here's my question: What are the next ten words of your answer? Your taxes are too high? So are mine. Give me the next ten words. How are we going to…

Hagman's performance in Primary Colors should've been Oscar-nominated. (And if they ever had an Oscar for Best Supporting Performance Of Ten Minutes Or Less, it's a no-brainer win.)  The man knows how to convey the sense of a long life lived, with regrets.

Hagman's performance in Primary Colors should've been Oscar-nominated. (And if they ever had an Oscar for Best Supporting Performance Of Ten Minutes Or Less, it's a no-brainer win.)  The man knows how to convey the sense of a long life lived, with regrets.

Editor, please?

Editor, please?

Or Tower Books, which is now a shoe store.

Or Tower Books, which is now a shoe store.

Simon Says (so).  Or, he did on a VH-1 documentary about the album.

Simon Says (so).  Or, he did on a VH-1 documentary about the album.

It all went downhill after I graduated high school.

It all went downhill after I graduated high school.

As with the "short little span of attention" line, yes, it's another dick joke.  Not kidding.

As with the "short little span of attention" line, yes, it's another dick joke.  Not kidding.

Fact! "Got a short little span of attention" is a "small dick" joke.

Fact! "Got a short little span of attention" is a "small dick" joke.