Parfums de Famous Genitals: With just a hint of Brian Dennehy

Not even if it cost a million dollars.

Is it safe?

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I know the value of a mouth without sores.

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Q: Whaddya call a dog with wings?
A: Linda McCartney!

Skeet Surfin', anyone?

Body massage?

I'll know if you've been meddling in our MANffairs. I can smell the taint of a woman from a mile away.

I'd imagine you'd have to get two fingers behind the eye before you pull it out. Otherwise I agree you'd crush it by mistake. But then what? Do you keep it or, I don't know, pop it in your mouth and spit it at your opponent like a ping pong ball?

Huey Lewis vs Phil Collins in a knife fight?

When is it proper to give or receive a Bro-Job at your frat house?
Circle Jerks: Gay or Awesome?
Why is that bitch crying THIS time?

I'm sorry we can't allow you to be privy to such MANfomation. You don't have the proper TESTEclearance level.

haaarg, is there anyway I can talk you out of using that as your comment shtick?

For god's sake, put Fables on the fucking list before Sheltie hurts someone.

Bill Murray owns a lodge at the top of the mountain and Angelica Huston is an environmental activist who stages a protest at the bottom of Murray's ski run. He sends down his crack team of litigators to deliver a cease and desist order. On skis. With suitcases in their hands.

Monocles will be dropped into snifters. Count on it!

I love these games but I can see why they weren't included. MGS3 had you spend half the game in the menus switching out items in your pack or changing your camo. I thought the camo index was genius at first but after a while it was a chore having to switch five or six times in a given area.

I love Katamari but if I play for more than thirty minutes I get motion sickness.