Shh, shh, shh… it's okay OTP, it's okay. You're still young and have your whole life to waste on the original Teen Wolf like I did and look where it got me!

Swamp Pussy reminds me of some of my ex, less hygienic girlfriends, and for some reason makes me want fried cat fish. Huh.

Ah, great, once again insuring that future generations will be dumber and dumber with each passing Twilight mania inspired "book," TV Show and "movie."

I don't care if people agree with me or not, but this is by far my favorite Caruso-ism.

It taught me that Paul Haggis is an asshole.

I completely agree.

Back in my day we were honored to even be mentioned as a *possible* selection for the Gay Pro Bowl, and to be selected was the greatest thing outside of winning the Gay Super Bowl; you kids these days with your fancy sneakers, loud music, fast running and point scoring just don't appreciate the history and past…

Bonadouche would never get through Renny Harlin.

Oh right! I forgot Cuba Gooding Jr. won an Oscar. Can someone please clarify if he actually screamed "show me the money" when he got to the podium? There is a debate going on in my office as to whether or not he did; which would automatically make his acceptance speech "the worst." Slow day in IT land.

I like the idea of 64 movies being nominated, but only if the producers/directors are forced to fight each other one by one, elimination style, in an ultimate fighting type setting.

If you have twice the amount of nominees and you have the same amount of votes being cast does that mean four times as much money is going to be spent to make sure "Inglourious Basterds" is mentioned as a contender leading up to the award show, but is then snubbed come nomination time? I'm just wondering.

No you don't?

Good point, the nail in the Best Picture coffin was definitely Crash.

It definitely was the slackiest bunch of slacks that ever slacked.

"Who Let the Dogs Out?" by Michael Vick
"It's all in the mind." by Jean-Dominique Bauby
"What's Up, Come On." by Hugh Hefner
"Shake it, Momma" by Louise Woodward
"Blow your mind" by Hunter S. Thompson
"We Rubbin'" by Verne Troyer
"Hold Ya Head" by Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis

I don't want to take part in any challenge, and I'm looking forward to seeing the two of you go back and forth (if it happens), but I saw Hard Rain, EdTV, Pushing Tin, and (this is just sad) Chairman of the Board in theaters within a few months of each other. That's right, my family spent money to go see a Carrot Top…

McConaughey isn't lazy, just look at the string of -insert random romantic comedy co-starring Kate Hudson- movies he's made recently! It takes true skill to get through those movies without actually beating her to death with his hand made, organic hemp sandals.

It's better than mourning wood, though.

I just said that exact same thing to my lady friend, and she told me she's never even seen Caddyshack. So, yeah, she's moving her stuff out right now and I should probably go, but I'm alright. Don't nobody worry 'bout me.

That's so weird mine came up the same to, John Wayne Gaycie.