I just don't get that. Why is he putting his dick in a goat? It's not for sexual pleasure is it? I mean, if that's the case, ewe.

"This is probably my son Ned." Always gets me. Well, that and, "I would have named you Kingsley."

SATFS, you speak of the other end of the spectrum, the uglier side of the game that can make it a chore and unpleasant. My brother in law is the prototype of what you're saying. He's horrible, has more money than god and when he's off the course there's no one I like more, but 2 holes into a round and I'm dreaming of…

Which is nice.

I am full prepared to cry from the bashing I might take after saying this, but I truly believe it's because he's on a golf course. The man is addicted to the game, grew up with it, loves it almost as much as anything and probably feels incredibly comfortable and safe in that setting. In my opinion that's why he seems…

Am I the only one
Who has a weird, undying, borderline neurotic affinity for anything Bill Murray says or does? Maybe it's the time he twirled an elderly lady into a bunker during the Pebble Beach Pro-Am. Or, maybe it's because I keep hearing he shows up at parties in NYC randomly, gets fucked up and leaves. Or, maybe…

And the Press Corps will be all like, "ahhhhhh!"

Thanks, OTP, I had completely forgotten about that until you reminded me. I still don't take back what I said about Bay, because I hate him, but I have to agree he didn't fuck the Transformers up nearly as badly as Cybertron did.

Michael Bay should have to go around his neighborhood alerting people of his presence because he's raped so many childhoods. A Decepticon toaster? I officially submit my hatred for this movie and any other subsequent Transformers related material.

Louis: "Your Honor, ladies and gentleman of the audience, I don't think it's fair to call my clients frauds. Sure, the blackout was a big problem for everybody. I was trapped in an elevator for two hours and I had to make the whole time. But I don't blame them. Because one time, I turned into a dog and they helped me.…

Foreal, foreal.

Gumbercules, FTW.

C.H.O.M.P.S stop giving Michael Bay ideas! I really hope it's not too late already.

I'm not the first to say this, but the late period Tom and Jerry cartoons ruined the earlier, much more fucked up era that I loved as a child. I mean, c'mon! A mouse and a cat can't be friends and work together to save babies! It's ridiculous!

You've got to admit the guy's meme has some staying power. Just when you think he's about to blow his load and sully his previous efforts he comes through again and again.

Gentrified Question: Where did the neighborhood go?

Hambone, the pummeling referred in this thread speaks of an incident that occurred somewhat recently. Evidently Mr. Lopez saw Mr. Mencia backstage at a Comedy Club(? may have been after some event, not sure) and was so irate over Mr. Mencia stealing his material that he slammed him up against a wall and smacked him…

Cock!Jizm! Grandma! Cock!

Give it time, Kyle. It's only going to take a non-insult/inside joke from Patton Oswalt/Brian Posehn and then the open letter, shit storm, free for all begins.

Then we should all pray that H.R 2984 gets passed, so all men of the sea can take as many pot-shots at Captain Will.I.Am.Going.To.Rob.Your.Crew as they want with total immunity.