THAT'S why that sound so familiar. Thanks, Eye-talian Snowtire!

Wait a minute. I fully endorse any sort of anti-George Lopez sentiment, but please tell me that's not a shot at Jane Lynch as well. Right? Right?

I fully support Dr. Robuttnik's idea above. That movie would be so fucking great.

You guys made my day…

Oh Great
Some good ol' fashioned nightmare fuel.

I'm starting to think this was some kind of experiment to test the response time of the The RCMP when an alert comes through via Twitter.

Otto, if only Rochester had known that was the way to garner media attention in Toronto I'm sure the Fast Ferry would still be chugging majestically across Lake Ontario. It still wouldn't have made sense, but hey, a celebrity beating is a celebrity beating.

Continued-

I call my nephew William Will.I.Am.

Will.I.Am.Going.To.The.Store.Do.You.Want.Me.To.Pick.You.Up.A.Copy.Of.Us.Weekly?

And the Black Eyed Perez, amiright? I'm right.

It's true according to various sources on the Internets (meaning most likely not true at all) and yes it's hysterical to read through the transcripts, one of them is like "I'm seriously bleeding, omg I need the authorities at my hotel Will.I.Am just assaulted me." The last one ends with "The bleeding has stopped,…

Chappelle and Finnegan I mean, not Finnegan and Chip. I've always been under the impression that "Chip" is Neal Brennan.

They're the same person. If you look closely the similarities are uncanny!

Can't it be all 3? I'm not being sarcastic I truly want to know if someone can be Anorexic, have cancer and be a coke head at the same time, because basically my life is going no where and I've put on a lot of weight, smoke a pack a day and really need a reachable goal to get things moving in the right direction again.

Yeah I couldn't believe that was the guy I saw that one time on an episode of Chappelle's Show years back.

I second that motion. My father's in his 70's now and I can't even stand to be around him anymore. That fucker is so active and with it he keeps making me look like a complete asshole. If I could afford to I would ship him to Del Boca Vista and be done with it already. Such a dick.

Ok, that one got me, well played Senor.

I conquer with Mr. Billingham's statement.

Then we must invent the most unconventional weapon ever imagined.