Eh, I mean, c'mon, man. Had the guy who stars in "Rock of Love" been tragically crushed to death at the fucking Tony's of all places, you can't honestly tell me that wouldn't be funny. Now, if it happens during the VH-1 Fashion Awards then that's just tragic.

@Arsenio, Bravo.

I think it's because the GOP is desperate for someone who can relate to… wait, no, hold on I got something.

But, will the sky's turn red with blood before, after or during the announcement? I just want to know how much time I have left to tell off everyone I've always want to tell off.

My neighbors have a bumper sticker that reads: "Kill your TV," and yes they are the biggest hippies I know, and their children are always outside playing with each other, having fun and using their imaginations, but with homemade shields and swords. Should I call Child Protective Services?

JVS, don't even joke about that. I feel dirty just thinking about it.

Jesus, "I doesn't own a TV" what the hell am I doing.

I don't have a TV anymore and I'm too embarrassed to mention I don't own a TV, because I don't want to be one of those guys who goes around telling people I doesn't own a TV. It's sad, really, I love TV so much, and I was forced to choose between internet and TV and the internet won, so I forfeited my TV and no…

Damn it Rabin! You beat me to the interesting factoid punch! I thought for sure I'd sneak that in before you! Shit, now I look like an ass, thanks.

I might be wrong, but I think Bob Odenkirk wrote that sketch, and since he was all "anti-fatty-fartmeister" as mentioned in the article abov, it brings, for me at least, a whole new level of funny to it.

I just re-watched "any which way but loose" for the first time in years and it holds up pretty well for a movie I thought was the best thing ever when I watched it on beta max as a little one, but for the life of me every time I saw that orangutan I couldn't help but think of Nick Frost in Shaun of The Dead.

I'm sorry if someone else said this already, but I really want to funempunch these guys in their funemfuckingfaces.

Gavin, I think he's talking about The Mysteries of Pittsburgh… god knows after I trudged through that I felt a little different, not that there's anything wrong with that.

Alright, good I'm glad it was happening to other people as well. I thought I lost my mind.

@Mister Snrub; the hot sauce guy is Billy "King of Douchebaggery" Mitchell.

"Oh…great…here comes Ryan."

I wonder what caused the rift between them?

That's exactly what Atilla the Hun said. But when he saw his mother, Niagra Falls.

~sigh~
In an article that contains "Incognegro" and "Batman:Mad Love and Other Stories" write ups you guys are still talking about Archie picking Veronica over Betty? I don't get it.

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