Dr. Doctor

2 out 2 fake doctor's agree this album will be a disappointment.

I'm assuming the "shit" that is "popping off" is a direct reference to opening a cool, refreshing, flavor infused can of Dr. Pepper.

This doesn't have to do with a series finale, but, for me at least, proves Noel's argument: Friday Night Lights' season 2 finale was obviously not *supposed* to be that season's last show, especially considering the format provided by season 1 (thanks wga strike!), and for a very, very long time I was pissed off,…

I conquer, damn it.

Ellie, we're sure this was for an investigation, right? I'm not trying to be a dick, but this was for an investigation right?

Well, he does do a great Matthew McConaughey impression.

A good place to start might be his commencement speech at Kenyon College in 2005. I think it's called "This is Water," but I may be wrong.

I actually saw an ad for a show featuring an Asia tribute band as part of it's lineup, I think they were called "Don't Cry" or some shit. I'm so sad that I know that.

as long as he doesn't open his mouth until he knows what the shot is I think he'll figure it out.

Perfect Casting
Honest, who else could pull this off with the subtlety and grace that has become the hallmark of Mr. Pacino's most recent performances?

Janet- thanks for the offer, but I'd prefer not to take anyone down with me. 13 loops? huh.

@idiotking, that's true, and I took him seriously for a while afterward, but it was 11 years and 20 horrible movies ago.

JDB, I do not forgive myself. Now, anyone know how to make a really good noose? Mine keeps buckling under my weight. Maybe I just need a better piece of rope.

Damn it! I meant "Neal" not "Neil"

When I saw his name on the cast list I literally shuddered.

Yes it is BJ Novak, and, more surprisingly, Neil from Freaks and Geeks.

Bateman and Grodin
I can't decide if hanging out with Bateman and Grodin would be awesome or just really annoying.

Man, thanks you two, that reminded me that I still need to read Pride & Prejudice & Zombies… where would I be without The AV Club? Possibly leading a happy and fulfilling life, but I don't want to take that risk, no sir.

@lazerguided- try "The Wild Sheep Chase," it's pretty great in my opinion, but my opinion is pretty shitty currency to trade in.