@Chokouch; yes, at least I do, and if they could hurry up and tell me when exactly to go again I'd be grateful since it's been three or four days since they last told me when to relieve myself.

Oh, my mistake, I see what you were asking. I'll go throw myself out the window now, it's only 5 stories down, is that enough, or should I start heading for the roof?

Will Smith isn't white… technically.

When…
…is he going to rename "A Couple of Dicks" to "White Cop/Black Cop?"

Country Music Awards?

would it have to be presented in an adorable song? 'Cause that's about the only way I'll end up caring.

Ah, c'mon he's not so bad when you get to know him, and besides he makes great chili.

I hate when my Hulu gets slammed

It's only equaled by the back and forth over his gamer tag (USA) when he forgets he's not wearing the American flag tie from the day before

Oops air ball

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