Let's hear it for creating a joke account that really only works in one article!

The key to what? I'm not following.

There just aren't enough "rich guy shtupping his own step-granddaughter" roles to keep him busy with roles that he relates to.

"Elisabeth Moss Joins John Michael Higgins' Tom Hanks Biopic"

Danziggy

Tony Danza has always been there.

This is the true story of someone named "StationWagonGuy" who watches shitty direct-to-DVD movies for the chance of seeing a 1980s sitcom actor kiss.

So… cold…

:(

Hey guys, I don't know if this is related, but George Lucas just showed up here with a couple of dump trucks and a flashlight!

@avclub-33beffd09a1b020d1187c6b4b264014a:disqus

Mike Watt will be waiting on your stoop tonight with a crowbar.

Jon Theodore had left the Mars Volta prior to One Day as a Lion, but either way, I'm cool with more One Day as a Lion stuff.

@avclub-33beffd09a1b020d1187c6b4b264014a:disqus I wonder if anyone's written an E.T. port where you wander the landfill in Alamogordo NM looking for intact E.T. cartridges.

… and previous seasons were only a dream.

Wait, did they cancel Sports Night AGAIN?

I like watching the occasional clip (maybe once a year) where Gretchen Carlson is either (a) dumbfounded by the idiocy on display around her on that show, (b) walks out in anger over the idiocy.

There was nothing precious about Sylvia Likens' story, either. Although Sylvia Likens' story makes Precious looks precious by comparison.

@avclub-22eda830d1051274a2581d6466c06e6c:disqus do you have a permit to throw your garbage here?

Better to get there late to such a get-together than to come early.