I had noticed the actual URL of the article does not mention the band's name. I wonder if that's to allow us office drones to click with impunity.

"Who here's hungry for a ME-L-T?"

Wow, I was JUST thinking "I haven't logged into AV Club in a while!"

Don't worry. You'd still have the Girls comment section.

Don't worry. You'd still have the Girls comment section.

Are you implying that shit does not get real in Michael Bay movies?

Are you implying that shit does not get real in Michael Bay movies?

Are you conflating this with those "Taboo" Flash ads?

Are you conflating this with those "Taboo" Flash ads?

During!

During!

Our trucks are on their way, HBO!

Our trucks are on their way, HBO!

He believes the Holocaust was made up as an excuse to avoid ovens.

There's a little bit of Eszterhas in each of us.

No no no. She said she preferred them to Richard Marx.

Let's see…
Danny Glover: available
Joe Pesci: available
Rene Russo: available
The girl who played the daughter: probably not up to much
Chris Rock: offer him enough $$ that he can self-produce some indie films no one will see

Pass along my script for The Princess Diaries 3: Ghost Protocol?

The power of Cranston compels you!

ABC just can't get rid of him. He sleeps in the elevator.