…and that strange old dude went on to become "SOY BOMB"!

[Wiley Wiggins nervously touches his nose for the 26th time]

I should've realized this when I saw one of the Wildlings swinging a JANSJÖ desk lamp instead of a sword

He was in the "supergroup" Hagar Schon Aaronson Shrieve
with Sammy Hagar - a forgotten favorite of my junior-high school days

Like the time when he met Scott Baio, and was excited to talk about making
"The Karate Kid"

This reminds me of the time Tony Hawk skateboarded to Taco Bell for a Chalupa.

Like I'm gonna trust a bad movie list from a guy that was in Pirahna 3D and Pirahna 3DD!?!

[Robert Pattinson phones agent]

[AV Club builds P&R Frinkiac using comments from 'Parks & Recreation' articles]

[tacked on at the end of the memo]

CB Radio?

Subject: Anti-Diversity Memo
To: Chef Executive Officer…

[Pee Wee Herman starts showing educational film "Don't Be A Mr. Bungle"]

Hot Dog?
Not Hot Dog?

… and after I sent that document to all my co-workers, I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm
quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to…

Or he got his degree from the "Diversity Of Phoenix"

duckduckgo or gtfo

and the founder of the band died on the toilet just like Elvis!

[Psy furiously begins to work on "Gangnam Despacito Style"]

They will be placed in the Witness Relocation program, where they will live the rest of their lives as Barry Manilow albums.