They asked me to be in one of those Shkreli movies, but Mike Myers was already playing Shkreli, and Eddie Murphy was already playing Donkey, so I passed.

Right before appearing on "Dancing With The Sharks" and "Amerisharks Got Talent"

All Of Lou Bega's songs have been ranked, now let's fight about it

…an effort to rebrand itself as a “beverage-led brand."

Thanks for that!

Clemenza: "Leave the computer – take the Cannavale."

Man, I love the Misfits, so when stories like this crop up around any band you use to think was cool, it really tears down the mystique, and is kind of a bummer…
like the time Johnny Rotten was doing butter commercials…

♫ We walk the streets at night
We squat where Danzig lived ♫

It's close enough to the local market, that you can walk to it and get your kitty litter, just like Glenn Danzig!

♫ Who came and parked curbside
Hey, you can come inside
Will the citizens like the house specs
It's heaven, could be a duplex

too
rong didn't
lead

Available on Netdix

"Mom always said, 'Don't play samurai in the house'."

[drinks glass of chocolate milk]

Here's some money, go see a local milk people.

[after cracking Trump's secret code]

You can never go wrong with the timeless "Pee Pee Tape"

Juan Epstein??

[Pictured from L to R]

and that other dead body?