Here's some money, go see a race war.

"The problem with the gene pool is that there's no lifeguard."

and when you have to visit the restroom?

Brother-in-law to Adam… brother of Bad Eve

"You know what? You've got spunk… I hate spunk"

♫ Mr. Kamikaze, Mr. DNA
He's an altruistic pervert
Mr. DNA, Mr. Kamikaze
Here to spread some (genes now) ♫

"Hello, My name is Richard… Welcome To Wal Mart!"

13. CHRIS EVERT

NapSSter
iHitlerRadio
Albert Speertify

[tears down statue of Phil Collins]

"I really thought that Sinbad "Shazaam" movie existed"
-Clay Aiken

…Well… I am a f*****g dumbass…

"Jared From Subway to perform “I Need A Hero” during total eclipse of the sun"

♫ God made man
But he used the monkey to do it
Apes in the plan
We're all here to prove it
I can walk like an ape
Talk like an ape
I can do what a monkey can do
God made man
But a monkey supplied the glue ♫

“NO DEAD MEME! NO DEAD MEME! YOU'RE THE DEAD MEME!"

"YOU WANT SOME ICE CREAM, IN CASE THERE ARE NO GAY PEOPLE THERE?"

*Walt Disney angrily tweets Jennifer Lawrences' home address*

What if the AV Club never switched to Kinja?

Leonard Pierce was backlashing the shit out of this years ago…

I DON'T EVEN OWN AN HBO!