Abwasser

Anthony Scaramucci: We believe we've found the two yutes responsible for the leaks.

Chris Kattan?

Thesaurus.com - synonyms for "Disaster"

Doctor: I'm sorry John, but you've only got a couple of weeks to live.

Auto salesman at Jersey Mike's Vintage Camaro Emporium

1. Study to become expert in chicken genetics
2. Create chicken with 10 wings
3. ????
4. PROFIT!!!

One thing's for sure…
Trump is no Bobby "The Brain" Heenan

♫ Touch me baby, tainted blood ♫

"Is Zorro on?
Are you cooking beans?
What time is it?"

Because Queen foreshadowed this happening in the classic song
"Bohemian Rhapsody"

+1 for the correct Donald Trump spelling of "bages"

Worse than the time JFK told Germany he was a jelly doughnut?

He wonders what a woman is doing as a superhero?

Get ready for pee-stained sheets!

We would have also accepted Franklin Delano Stallone Sr.

[after his wife points gun at him while he's sleeping]

This could be the first superhero movie to win!

If Trump would've just stuck to old Boy Scout jokes in his speech, none of this would have mattered…

I wonder if Ray Kinja and Dave Kinja will ever work out their differences and get the band back together?