I had a Toyota Priebus once… it got excellent gas mileage.

Nahh… because then his name wouldn't be Pickle…
it'd be Trip or Toss or Trek or some other half-assed verb-for-a-name

Ron Jeremy, Steve Bannon

Auto Felatio sounds like a drive-thru gelato stand…

As long as he appears on the show as Marlon Brando to do the "Bananas" dance…

['Old Man' waits in Senior Center cafeteria line]

President Johnson orders pants from Joe Haggar
Aug. 9, 1964

At this rate, he won't last long because Trump HATES it when anybody steals the spotlight for a prolonged period of time.

directed by Burt Reynolds!

"I bet it’s brand-new information to people that Chris Christie had to be banned from the picnic because he was the mastermind behind the Potato Salad massacre. Most people don’t know that because it didn’t get covered."

He's like a Michael Bay Transformer, but he can only change into a 1986 IROC Camaro or a bottle of tanning oil

I got a Gwyneth Paltrow notification for this??

If You Don't Buy This Magazine, We'll Kill This Dog

Scaramucci: Just don't go busting my balls, Steve, okay?

♫ Detachable Priebus ♫

♫ Rick Astley is a pantywaist,
Match my butt with his face
His teeny-tiny two inches of terror, really are gonna scare you
Hairbrained cockamamie knuckleheaded idjit galoot ♫

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Did you also pledge your allegiance to the frat, with liberty and fraternity for all?

Next time, we'll discuss what the sled really means in the ending of "Citizen Kane"!

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