"Bring me a small lyre!"
"I didn't do it. The guy was dead when I got there. The check's in the mail."

I'm just so tired of all this traffic, I can't wait until I get out of Africa.

It's the titular line!

But does it have an automatic transmission? Who manually gets his ass in gear anymore?

Starring Chris Pratt.

J.J. Abrams waiting anxiously to take over…

For all of you who think that Tim Blake Nelson is such a light-hearted and goofy presence on screen, do not rent his directorial debut, Eye of God. The man has a dark side. I kind of liked Leaves of Grass, though that puts me in the minority.

Hey, whales, here's some advice: If you're mammals, stay the fuck on land. What the fuck, you stupid fuckers?

Boo! I don't care for whales.

What about Schindler's? That's was a pretty useful list.

um… that's going to be a fascinating transition…



Dammit!

Robert Osbourne gives the cameo of lifetime in that one. My wife and I woke up the baby laughing at that one last night.

Maybe it's the cynical lawyer in me, but I don't think the true goal is a permanent injunction against sales of that shit-ass song. Since they're not getting royalties from future sales, this is just a way of extracting as much from the settlement as possible. In other words, I think they're probably going to end up…

The other one.

I like how the press release calls his character a "mega alpha male" because I don't watch TV shows about wimpy betas.

His daughter was in that sex movie.

Okay.

So the actress from Verhoeven's Black Book is on this Thrones show? I may now start watching this show.

You're living in a fool's paradise, Van Hooten! If you fell down in the shower that thing would be your tomb!

I'd spend two bucks to watch Vigo glare at me from that painting. Press pause, put on some Jackie Wilson—money well spent.