Hey, it's Doug E. Doug! Nice to see that guy again.

What about a good old-fashioned re-make?

Don't cumin here anymore with your dumb Jack White stories.

Talk about running the gamut.

Don Pardo. They're too late.

That would be self-vampirism, which sounds awkward. But yes, that's what it does.

She took out all the ellipses in the second one. Now I'll never know where to pause briefly.

If anyone has read Tom McCarthy's Remainder, wouldn't this guy be perfect as the narrator's assistant?

There were no minor parts in Paul Blart: Mall Cop

I want to see one where the first thing that can go wrong gets everyone killed. Movie over.

One thing I always liked about Breaking Bad was that Walt seemed kind of unhinged from the very start, like cancer was a great excuse to unleash the horrible person within. It's like Primal Fear, where the "bad persona" is really the only one there all along.

He's also not a psycho like Walt. If he can try to save a couple lives, he probably will.

Some people believe that they are particularly sensitive to electromagnetism. It's a common mental illness. (I just looked it up, and maybe at a certain level it isn't a mental illness, but Chuck has clearly merged this sensitivity with, like odduck says below, paranoid schizophrenia.)

The last Verhoeven released here, Black Book, was actually his masterpiece. Wonder why the next film never played in theaters here.

See? That already makes this movie worthwhile. Enjoy!

Probably true. Under the Skin wasn't a great movie because a brilliant director took the plot from Species; he was also adapting the first novel of a major writer. I would actually love to see a similarly loose adaptation of Faber's latest sci-fi novel, done by someone who could retain the hopeful melancholy, but also…

Finally a movie about that most-derided fetish: being in love with a billionaire.

We're just friends—you know, amigos?

Not gonna lie. That would probably turn me on.

That sounds like a terrible ending.