In unrelated news, Levi "Hockey" Johnston is fuckin' smashing hoes left and right bro!!!!!!!!

Funny how his travel (Muslim) ban doesn't mention Saudi Arabia at all.

He might be the worst president of all time, but remember: He's an even shittier human being!

Even the Legion of Boom executed better than those fuckin' clowns!

President Dornald J. Tramp has done a pretty fucking great job of branding reporting that accurately points out what a lying sack of shit he is as "fake news" so this isn't totally unexpected.

I'll give Lindsay Lohan an eight ball if she can name the last four US presidents.

I thought his parents were a moldy jack-o-lantern from four Halloweens ago and that old broad from Goonies.

More importantly: WHY DOES HIS FACE LOOK LIKE THAT

Hey Ted Cruz: Go Fuck Yourself.

Coming this fall on FOX: Dirtbag Central with Rob Schneider!!

Yeah because those dicks in Hollywood won't produce my tennis movie, which is mainly four and half hours of various female tennis players grunting.

I used the collective knowledge and skill of hundreds of assimilated races just the other day to open a can of Beefaroni with no pull tab. PROGRESS!!!!!!!

Then he'll ram his ovipositor down your throat and lay his eggs in your chest……but he's not an alien!

Look why don't we just have Skip be torn asunder by a pack of wild dogs and we'll call the whole thing even.

"I'm getting valuable real world experience by working for this multinational juggernaut for free!!" —A stone cold dumb dumb

That's the beauty of being a white male: Everyone just assumes you're qualified and competent at your job!

Once he gets his Interocitor working, you'll all pay!!!!

Man I wish Trump was dead already.

Lesson #3: DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED

Yea the Feds really hate losing. If they actually end up charging you, you are usually fuuuuuuucked.