STOP
DROP
OPEN UP SHOP
BUT DO NOT REMIT TAX RECEIPTS FOR SAID SHOP
THAT'S HOW RUFF RYDERS ROLL

Or Wesley Snipes. Or Floyd Mayweather.

At this point, Milken's junk bonds seem like bulletproof investment vehicles.

Added SoundCloud: "It's cool man, our grandmother is totally sending us a birthday check next month."

Kevin Clash probably needs work!

Even Dave Wannstedt thinks his mustache is fucked up.

Jim Rome is definitely the kind of guy who gives himself a nickname.

I loved this show but I really had to roll my eyes at the "clinical trials for an aging pill" plotline.

Note to self: Kawaii as Fuck just looked at the screen…

Shapiro told reporters at a press conference held after the hearing that Kardashian has already apologized, “and now we move forward to do one thing and one thing only: whatever’s in the best interest of this child.”

Whenever I think of the Russian Space program I think of that horrible (and false) story about how NASA spent millions to design a pen that worked in space while the Russkies just used a pencil

Is it true that they gave cosmonauts guns in case their janky space shuttles crash landed in No Man's Land and they were accosted by angry Russian farmers?

IN SOVIET RUSSIA, WIKI WORMHOLES YOU

Nice Elliott Gould cosplay there, Milo.

I actually knew him, we did theater tech together. Friendly guy, never saw any crazy behavior. I think everything went to shit after graduation.

Oh yeah. Google Chris Porco. My high school's most famous graduate other than maybe Megyn Kelly.

Manufactured outrage about unimportant bullshit is my favorite part of the Internet now!!

Don't worry, that jagoff with the puppets is still alive.

What kind of loser is scrutinizing everything fuckin' Bill Maher says?

I went to high school with a guy who axed his parents to death and got a Lifetime movie made about him. I'd rather read his Tweets than Maher's.