I look forward to more movies about homosexual pedophiles.

I looked her up and I am depressed that I did.

Nice beard, beardo.

Just bought my tickets for the Philly show. ALSO FEATURING OPETH & EAGLES OF DEATH METAL.

Trump: THE NEGROES TOOK OUR DATES

"OH SO IT'S LIKE ALL YOUR OTHER COMMENTS LOLOLOL"

I hate this fucking worthless bag of shit so much, I can't even come up with a joke.

I wasted countless hours in my youth watching my older brother play his friend in Command & Conquer: Red Alert on PS2. Back then, you needed two PS2 consoles and two TVs in the same room to play someone head-to-head.

I used to love playing the Dune game for Genesis because you could run people over with the grain thresher vehicle and leave a nice blood spot.

YOU CAN ACT LIKE A MAN, STEGRELO!!!!!

I thought it was, it didn't try to be the "Everything Frank did was awesome and good" movie his family seems to want.

HBO also made a pretty good Rat Pack biopic a number of years ago with Ray Liotta, Joe Montegna and Don Cheadle.

I'm pretty sure Kurt Russell has been working steadily for the last fifty years. Fucking incredible.

Sinatra was a small penis with a big voice.

GIMME SOME PILLS

This. A million times this. He's so goddamned proud of his nonsensical ramblings.

HELLO FELLOW AMERICANS
THIS YOU SHOULD VOTE ME
I LEAVE POWER GOOD
THANK YOU
TAXES, THEY'LL BE LOWER SON
THE DEMOCRATIC VOTE FOR ME IS RIGHT THING TO DO, PHILADELPHIA
SO DOOOOOOO

The very best Vine:

Thank you for giving me so much credit.

For real, the airport is like some sort of No Holds Barred Economic Bizarro World where a fuckin' Whopper costs you $45.