Are they opening for Steve and Edie?

The funniest Mandela:

No but I watch Kazaam with Shaq on a daily basis.

This is how you remind me……that Nickelback is hot garbage.

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Like so.

He should've lost all credibility with the staged NYPD skit, that is really heinous and the fact that people try to justify it with "Well it happens in real life!!!!" is fucking pathetic.

Yeah good luck with that excuse…..I tried using it at my latest trial for public masturbation and the judge was less than thrilled.

He's already flying Delta, how much worse can his life get?!

As a white person, let me just say that white people are the worst race. By a country mile.

This is why I always fly blackout drunk. And drive. And shop for groceries. And mow the lawn. And pretty much every other activity.

It's cool. I wished either cancer or gonorrhea on like, 12 people just on my way home from work today.

We need another 9/11.

My scorching hot take: Chris Pratt made Parks and Rec almost unwatchable.

CUCK IF U BUCK

Look, if your name is Cameron Esposito or Tig Notaro then EVERYONE has to love everything you do. Without exception. I'm pretty sure it's in the Constitution somewhere.

If I have to pay for it then fuck no.

Well, you see the thing about that is…….HEY LOOK A DISTRACTION! *jumps into waiting car, flees to the airport*

If that's true, you should probably just never use the Internet ever again.

Adblock/uBlock works well for me.

By rubbing her butt on something?