As long as I can still get drunk on Evan Williams eggnog, I don't give a fuck what you call it.

And what about DeBarge? Where have they been?

And nothing of value was lost.

JFK shoulda let Pete Bondurant do his thing.

Ugh, does that mean this rash on my junk isn't going away any time soon?

For some reason, the only thing I remember about Alien Nation is that the aliens liked to drink expired milk.

♫ IT'S THE 80s………..DO A LOT OF COKE AND VOTE FOR RONALD REAGAN ♫

Also there's more salt in ham than in turkey.

She was never on Always Sunny. She did portray Kim Jong-il/Jong-un on 30 Rock, however.

Oh my god that is perfect. Alex Borstein, who portrayed "Ms. Swan", a racist Asian caricature on a shitty sketch show. Fucking classic.

She probably just looked it up in the Yellow Pages.

Who gives a shit about privacy, I just don't want to see any annoying ass ads when I'm checking my email to see if the latest dumb piece of garbage I've ordered off of Amazon has shipped yet.

……….The one on the left is a lady?

Look at this chumpwad who doesn't use AdBlock.

What about my man Ching Chong, who loves to play Ping Pong?

I've had a number of perfectly pleasant, private conversations with whoever is in the adjacent stall in the bathroom of the Burger King near my house.

It's even easier to not click on that link and ignore this stupid shit entirely!

I thought it was bad enough when people used to post AIM chat logs, but yeah, trying to follow a Twitter argument is a billion times worse.

Christ, who gives a fuck

Why the hell does Florida even need a tourism board? Is there anyone on earth who doesn't know about Disney? Or Flakka-addled maniacs who will chew your face off? C'mon man, that's free advertising 24/7!!!