Luckily, nothing has changed about how I consume Jim Beam. Still by the quart.
YOUREMOTHER
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See, white guys get married like this. Black guys get married like this.
THAT MOVIE OWNS BONES, YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH
More accurate headline: JOSH GAD IS KILLING CINEMA
AWFUL
God I wish Donald Trump was dead.
Rectum? Damn near killed him!
Just fork over the cash, nerd.
Just drive drunk, ya fuckin' clowns.
PULL N' PRAY: THE MOTION PICTURE
Ugh, fine. I guess I'll just have to wait for RACE WAR!!!!! to premier on Spike.
How will this affect Impastar, where an impostor pretends to be a tray of lasagna?
I'm drunk.
It's almost as if Kanye is as much of an idiotic narcissist as Trump!
WHY IS THE CARPET ALL WET, TODD?!
Are you sure that's not Armie Hammer?
No it's because R-rated films make wayyyyyyyy less than PG-13 movies.
This just proves my theory: Talk radio is audible diarrhea.
I remember how in the first movie they were hijacking tractor trailers……..badly. Now they all appear to be superheroes capable of any feat.