Holy crap, the NY Times online obit actually links to the Ace Ventura clip. Classic.

It's funny because Cheryl is the only one who ever won anything in that family.

I always wondered why Keith Hernandez couldn't just pay someone to move all his shit. Probably spent the money on coke instead.

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OH THIS'LL FUCKIN' FIX EVERYTHING

CUCK IF U BUCK

Boy did I have a nice hearty laugh when the dummy from Parks and Rec controlled a bunch of raptors by crouching down a little and waving his arms. What a piece of shit movie.

I was gonna create a mega popular long-running sitcom but like……..I'm fuckin' beat, man.

TAKE IT TO THE TABLE, BRO

I mean, I'm pretty sure the National Guard would've been sent in after the fifth massive gang war, but whatever.

I loved when the show really went off the rails. Like at one point, one of the female police officers is in the hospital because she gets shot (and almost dies) during a crazy shootout between the MC and one of the 10 million other criminal organizations that shows up. One of the other cops (it might've been Old…

Is Peggy Bundy gonna sing on this show too?

JUST LIKE MY DONG

Apparently Molina's character was based on a guy named Eddie Nash, who seemed like a real upstanding citizen:

Hopefully his brother Dennis will seize power!

"…but it’s still kind of annoying."

I'm not familiar with the type of thing I'm seeing…

He is unstable at best.

I'm waiting for him to bust out the ol' "I know what you are, but what am I?!" line during a tense meeting with an uncooperative foreign leader.

The coal industry peaked in the fucking 1920s but sure, that orange asshole is gonna bring it back like gangbusters!