I'm coping by just being slightly drunk 24/7.

"Death Man is dead."

"Hmm I can barely string together a sentence without fucking up the words. What's a good career choice? Oh, how about one that requires me to talk for an hour in front of large groups of people!"

What about his powerhouse role in the Ed Lover/Dr. Dre vehicle Who's the Man?

The dumbest person in America not named Donald Trump?

THAT'S GOTTA HURT

As a huge fan of autoerotic asphyxiation, I am gonna sue the fuck out of the producers of this piece of shit for flagrant false advertising.

Best punk rock song ever, according to Matthew on Newsradio.

Warning: Do NOT Google "Manpower" if you are at work.

"What? You'll give me millions and millions of dollars for playing make believe? Nah, I'll pass." —No one who has ever lived, ever

LIKE THE ORIGINAL FUCKIN' ROBOCOP MOVIE

I'M ON MY FUCKING LUNCH BREAK

Don't worry, he'll get his………as a senior member of the Trump administration.

Or HAWKS!!!!

*fingers crossed*

Ehh still not as bad as working for Walmart…

I like how her apology was basically "I'm sorry people got offended by the horribly racist thing I said."

"Miami flea market" just sounds like "front for a cocaine distribution ring."

Imagine the look on that dipshit Jared Kushner's face when he was informed that, yes idiot, ALL the West Wing employees would need to be replaced….

FUCK YOU